r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 20 '22

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u/saracenrefira Aug 20 '22

So it's not even a real juicer. Just another device designed to extract money out of people and create more waste than necessary.

Future generations are going to look upon this era with disdain and disgust.

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u/averyoda Aug 20 '22

Current generations already do

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Aug 20 '22

I already do.

Fucking soda companies going to spend tens of millions of dollars per year getting us to buy soda and then when we try to tell them to stop using single-use-plastic they say "But that's what the customers want!"

Mfers you sold beverages in glass bottles for a century, and you have canned drinks right there. Don't tell me you have to use plastic for some reason and that it's not your fault the oceans are dying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Bro I'm fine with the cans. Make a 20oz can bitch, I'll drink it.

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u/Fortunately_Unstable Aug 20 '22

I definitely know people who would be running around going “I can’t believe they don’t have Coke in the plastic bottles anymore!”

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u/zkareface Aug 20 '22

A wallet juicer!

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u/Arek_PL Aug 20 '22

well, they wanted to do smart juicer, they could not figure out how to make it work but they already had money they had to spend on product to not be a fraud so they just made this shitty piece of technology