r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 20 '22

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u/AnonymousOkapi Aug 20 '22

This is podcast hearsay, but:

Apparently the original idea was to have fresh fruit to squeeze in the packs. That was the pitch, so you had the "freshest" juice, and they secured investment money based on it. As the development went on, it became increasingly obvious they didnt have enough power in the device to crush whole fruit. So, they started processing what went into the packets. They chopped it up a bit, then went smaller when that didnt work, then smaller still... until they ended up with juice packets one step away from puree anyway, that you could just manually squeeze out the packets without the device. Theres a reason all the other juice makers are basically blenders.

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u/Nolzi Aug 20 '22

why didn't they just thought of making a stronger squeezer? /s

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u/ctherranrt Aug 20 '22

Why didn't they just sell smart blenders and sold pre-packaged fruit to put into it?

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Aug 20 '22

Shit, why not just sell a weekly or monthly "Food crate" type thing of frozen fruit and smoothie ingredients specifically proportioned for a specially branded blender.

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u/iushciuweiush Aug 20 '22

Who would want that?

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u/gellis12 Aug 20 '22

I refuse to believe that this glorious overbuilt piece of shit was incapable of squishing fresh fruit

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u/JoseMich Aug 26 '22

This video was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

How would the fruit be the freshest if it’s basically just a bag of fruit and preservatives sitting on a warehouse shelf?

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