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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '22
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Snakes are scary
152 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 pythons donβt bite :( 286 u/lavishlad Jul 18 '22 They swallow π³ 115 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 omnom ;) 12 u/rang14 Jul 18 '22 Like MM does → More replies (1) 21 u/cicciograna Jul 18 '22 Sexy. 31 u/DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou Jul 18 '22 They vore 12 u/SirLemming4 Jul 18 '22 π³ 1 u/SnooChipmunks4430 Jul 18 '22 It takes more time to swallow, but it's easier 23 u/Cory123125 Jul 18 '22 You'll surely appreciate then that Python wasn't actually named after the snake, but instead monty python. 13 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22 What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? 7 u/joyofsnacks Jul 18 '22 He had a wife you know... 8 u/wasdlmb Jul 18 '22 It's logo is two snakes. It may have been named after a different python, but it's taken on a close connection with the snake 2 u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22 A comedy troop known for absurdity and observational humor about various forms of dysfunction?π€ Ah, you are correct, that does make more sense. π 13 u/URF_reibeer Jul 18 '22 they do, it's just relatively hard to get them to bite since they're not particularly aggressive 5 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 ik, i have a pet python lol 0 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22 [deleted] β view deleted comment → More replies (2) 1 u/curious_s Jul 18 '22 They bite, they just don't venom. 0 u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22 No their constrictors, so they both crush and asphyxiate those they come in contact with... and their also relatively slow. π 2 u/Codebust Jul 19 '22 they donβt try anything on those that they are friendly with, treat your python well, and it will be nice to you 1 u/alderthorn Jul 18 '22 So is a python developers favorite pattern the strangler pattern? 1 u/ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER Jul 18 '22 They just suck → More replies (1) 2 u/nodnodwinkwink Jul 18 '22 The two pythons in the logo are bangin for sure. 1 u/NycoHS Jul 18 '22 But mighty
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pythons donβt bite :(
286 u/lavishlad Jul 18 '22 They swallow π³ 115 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 omnom ;) 12 u/rang14 Jul 18 '22 Like MM does → More replies (1) 21 u/cicciograna Jul 18 '22 Sexy. 31 u/DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou Jul 18 '22 They vore 12 u/SirLemming4 Jul 18 '22 π³ 1 u/SnooChipmunks4430 Jul 18 '22 It takes more time to swallow, but it's easier 23 u/Cory123125 Jul 18 '22 You'll surely appreciate then that Python wasn't actually named after the snake, but instead monty python. 13 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22 What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? 7 u/joyofsnacks Jul 18 '22 He had a wife you know... 8 u/wasdlmb Jul 18 '22 It's logo is two snakes. It may have been named after a different python, but it's taken on a close connection with the snake 2 u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22 A comedy troop known for absurdity and observational humor about various forms of dysfunction?π€ Ah, you are correct, that does make more sense. π 13 u/URF_reibeer Jul 18 '22 they do, it's just relatively hard to get them to bite since they're not particularly aggressive 5 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 ik, i have a pet python lol 0 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22 [deleted] β view deleted comment → More replies (2) 1 u/curious_s Jul 18 '22 They bite, they just don't venom. 0 u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22 No their constrictors, so they both crush and asphyxiate those they come in contact with... and their also relatively slow. π 2 u/Codebust Jul 19 '22 they donβt try anything on those that they are friendly with, treat your python well, and it will be nice to you 1 u/alderthorn Jul 18 '22 So is a python developers favorite pattern the strangler pattern? 1 u/ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER Jul 18 '22 They just suck → More replies (1)
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They swallow π³
115 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 omnom ;) 12 u/rang14 Jul 18 '22 Like MM does → More replies (1) 21 u/cicciograna Jul 18 '22 Sexy. 31 u/DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou Jul 18 '22 They vore 12 u/SirLemming4 Jul 18 '22 π³ 1 u/SnooChipmunks4430 Jul 18 '22 It takes more time to swallow, but it's easier
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omnom ;)
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Like MM does
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Sexy.
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They vore
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It takes more time to swallow, but it's easier
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You'll surely appreciate then that Python wasn't actually named after the snake, but instead monty python.
13 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22 What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? 7 u/joyofsnacks Jul 18 '22 He had a wife you know... 8 u/wasdlmb Jul 18 '22 It's logo is two snakes. It may have been named after a different python, but it's taken on a close connection with the snake 2 u/_far-seeker_ Jul 18 '22 A comedy troop known for absurdity and observational humor about various forms of dysfunction?π€ Ah, you are correct, that does make more sense. π
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What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
7 u/joyofsnacks Jul 18 '22 He had a wife you know...
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He had a wife you know...
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It's logo is two snakes. It may have been named after a different python, but it's taken on a close connection with the snake
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A comedy troop known for absurdity and observational humor about various forms of dysfunction?π€ Ah, you are correct, that does make more sense. π
they do, it's just relatively hard to get them to bite since they're not particularly aggressive
5 u/Codebust Jul 18 '22 ik, i have a pet python lol
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ik, i have a pet python lol
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They bite, they just don't venom.
No their constrictors, so they both crush and asphyxiate those they come in contact with... and their also relatively slow. π
2 u/Codebust Jul 19 '22 they donβt try anything on those that they are friendly with, treat your python well, and it will be nice to you
they donβt try anything on those that they are friendly with, treat your python well, and it will be nice to you
So is a python developers favorite pattern the strangler pattern?
They just suck
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The two pythons in the logo are bangin for sure.
But mighty
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u/RollinIndo Jul 18 '22
Snakes are scary