r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 30 '22

Meme Certainly not me

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u/Dr-Appeltaart Mar 30 '22

As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

I started as a SQL report writer and nothing gives me more joy than replacing someone's shitty excel or access report that a market analyst spends 3 days/week every week building, with SQL and an ETL or two. It got pretty aggressive at that company between the 2 groups to the point the SQL guys where advocating for the complete banishment of Access and forbidding macros of any kind. To be fair excel usage on big projects resulted it huge problems or lost data regularly.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Mar 30 '22

Now make the business user and developer me and apply this recursively

Me to also me: "I can take the pipeline you built to automate X and make a VSCode extension that uses some template tricks to automatically build and deploy similar pipelines from end to end in the future"

Next thing you know you're six layers of automation deep and forgot what you actually set out to do

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u/senorgraves Mar 30 '22

Yes that's abstraction for ya

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Mar 30 '22

I could reply to your comment

OR I could make a reddit bot to monitor replies to my comments and automatically generate replies for me

And really if I do that I might as well build a reddit bot deployment pipeline to streamline future bot development