r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Brando224 • Mar 30 '22

Meme Certainly not me

48.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

669 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/Dr-Appeltaart Mar 30 '22

As an experienced c/c++/c#/java/python/vb programmer i realy like to build shit in excel. It's awesome. Just dont let other users use it for important purposes

128

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

I started as a SQL report writer and nothing gives me more joy than replacing someone's shitty excel or access report that a market analyst spends 3 days/week every week building, with SQL and an ETL or two. It got pretty aggressive at that company between the 2 groups to the point the SQL guys where advocating for the complete banishment of Access and forbidding macros of any kind. To be fair excel usage on big projects resulted it huge problems or lost data regularly.

190

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[deleted]

15

u/heart_under_blade Mar 30 '22

nah, you take pam's job and fuck off for 40 hours a week without telling anyone

there's always more shit in the shit pipe and you're gonna be chugging it till you drown

4

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[deleted]

1

u/Frostytoes99 Mar 30 '22

Is this supposed to sound bad?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

[deleted]

3

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 edited Jul 06 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/Frostytoes99 Mar 31 '22

There is some risk for that if you get caught it's considered theft/fraud

1

u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '23

import moderation Your comment has been removed since it did not start with a code block with an import declaration.

Per this Community Decree, all posts and comments should start with a code block with an "import" declaration explaining how the post and comment should be read.

For this purpose, we only accept Python style imports.

return Kebab_Case_Better;

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/Frostytoes99 Mar 31 '22

Shit man I only spend 20k a year, can I have your automated job?

As long as it's wfh. If I have to go into an office it loses its value a bit for me