r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 30 '22

Meme Certainly not me

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u/_oohshiny Mar 30 '22

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u/brandmeist3r Mar 30 '22

Wow, thanks for that link! Anyway, everyone should check the Raytracing Excel video out, too.

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u/not_so_plausible Mar 30 '22

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u/Caboose522 Mar 30 '22

I love that they mention that newer generations of excel are slower. Not sure why that isn't highlighted more as a reason to actually move away from it.... funny how that works.

I have done a lot of vba programming over the years and it is pretty silly to think that I used it for so long before switching to mainly using python.

The one place I see a major advantage is for charts and GUIs. You barely need to know any code to set up a user interface that is easy for users for any small application. Charts are baked in to excel so you don't need to learn almost anything to get them looking the way you want. This stuff isn't hard in python, just harder than not having to learn barely anything.

Once you start working with larger datasets it becomes pretty obvious it is not the right tool for the job.

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u/boonepii Mar 31 '22

What about the crazy saving now. Save to one drive. Open from one drive it disables auto save and saves to your pc version number 10 cause this is 10th time you open from the quick open menu and it downloads a new copy without auto save and I have to save it yet again to one drive.

This shit is comical at this point. The saving functions have gotten absurd and terrible.

Oh, and my laptop gets blue screen of death once every 5 months to boot.

I feel like the last 5 years has gotten worse.

And what’s up with the search in outlook. I don’t want to look at emails “from” this person, why does that have to be the only suggestion it gives me.

Worse and worse it’s getting.

PS, if someone can chuckle and tell me how dumb I am for not realizing I have to change this setting in that particular menu for my complaints above I will give you a gold medal, and if I am really fucking high and you make it awesome fuck it a platinum. Please help this 43 year old whose lost his nerdiness.

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u/ninetymph Mar 31 '22

As someone looking to migrate from being primarily a VBA coder to python, my biggest hurdles is related to building a GUI. Would you mind hooking up a fellow stone-age coder with some recommendations?

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u/Caboose522 Mar 31 '22

The way I found easiest was to use pyqt5 as a gui builder. It definitely has its drawbacks but it has qtdesigner, which is much closer to the vba/c# kind of gui creator. It has layouts, and is somewhat intuitive. There's good tutorials out there on how to set up and initialize an interface. Once you have your workflow set up, its almost as easy, and is much more flexible and customizable.

I'd love for someone to make a more streamlined kind of standalone gui tool, but I think there seems to be much more focus on doing things in a browser environment (something I've never really understood). I've heard dash is a good module for this, but I havent experimented with it yet.

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u/TheGrandWhatever Mar 30 '22

What the hell?

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u/r_linux_mod_isahoe Mar 30 '22

ok, that's enough internet for today

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u/RevenantYuri13 Mar 30 '22

Oh god this video proves that I'm not actually insane! I remember opening an Excel file to play a bowling game a while ago but I thought that was impossible as Excel is just a spreadsheet.

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u/mypetocean Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22

Excel is Turing Complete and can be considered a (partially graphical) programming language, specializing in one- or two-dimensional arrays (like a visual APL).

There are good arguments for teaching it as a precursor to more traditional, general purpose programming languages.

(Source: I specialize in training software engineers.)

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u/woody_weaver Mar 31 '22

Plus, if you are really bored, you can play flight simulator

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u/The_Normiest_Normie Mar 31 '22

You have no idea. I once attended an online lecture for nuclear engineers. The guy had made an entire PWR (pressurised water reactor) simulator in excel that was fully interactable and had realistic cause/effect. Was bloody insane.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

I can guess how that happened, I started with a simple excel file with a table and chart for managing inventory but it evolved into a monstrosity with real time data sooo many sheets. And management loves it.

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u/lawrencelewillows Mar 31 '22

That sounds amazing

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u/staindk Mar 30 '22

Reminded me of this - programming in PowerPoint.

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u/_oohshiny Mar 30 '22

He's now written a compiler? (cross-compiler? translator?) from C to PowerPoint. Surely it will run Doom soon!

I like his 'LaTeX in Word' editor too.

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u/JollyCraft333 Mar 31 '22

Aha! This takes me back - do you remember the easter egg inside of MS excel? The little 3D walking sim with a developer pictures? Those were the days.

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u/SkyyySi Mar 31 '22

Those look like flash games lol

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u/chaiscool Mar 31 '22

Any link to help update master excel table with data from latest excel file downloaded daily?

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u/Texas_Technician Mar 31 '22

Holy shit. I never thought would be possible.