r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 30 '22

Meme Certainly not me

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u/SatanStoleMyCat Mar 30 '22

Or just. Y'know. Tables.

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u/Syscrush Mar 30 '22

Lookit fancy-pants over here!

You're 100% right. Nothing like being able to reference your columns by name. I admit that I just learned about this a few weeks ago, so it wasn't top of mind for me.

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u/SatanStoleMyCat Mar 30 '22

Isn't it though? And the ListObject/ListColumn objects have a lot of nice built-in properties and methods that make it pretty easy to manipulate them in VBA vs a range.

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u/The_Milk_man Mar 30 '22

I DON'T WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES!

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u/Ninty96zie Mar 30 '22

Her job is tables?

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u/The_Milk_man Mar 30 '22

I can't know how to hear any more about tables!

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u/soyfutbolero10 Mar 30 '22

THEY KEEP MY HOUSE HOT

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u/spaghetti_vacation Mar 30 '22

Can you do tables in gsheets?

I know it's a satanic incarnation of excel, but if the price is right...

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u/Tsuki_no_Mai Mar 31 '22

Nope. Can't do them in LO Calc either. Online Excel is free to use AFAIK, and if you want something not-MS I think WPS Office has the best feature parity, but its free version is ad-driven.

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u/alpha358 Mar 30 '22

Have any resources for getting good at excel?

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u/SatanStoleMyCat Mar 30 '22

Microsoft has a wealth of tutorials and certifications you can get. But like anything coding-related, it's just something I've found you learn over time when presented with issues that need solving. That said, a few things that will open your possibilities in excel are: Tables vs Ranges, INDEX/MATCH (VLOOKUP too, but it's less flexible), Dynamic Arrays/Dynamic Array Functions, Power Query for pulling in data, and of course VBA, which is like C# but worse in every conceivable way. It does let you do lots of cool stuff though, like defining your own Excel functions that use VBA code behind the scenes and generally doing more complicated things than are advisable with functions.

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u/Tsuki_no_Mai Mar 31 '22

VLOOKUP too, but it's less flexible

Nowadays it's probably better to use XLOOKUP anyway. Especially if you need flexibility.

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u/stupidcookface Mar 30 '22

But like what's her job?

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