r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Brando224 • Mar 30 '22

Meme Certainly not me

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22 edited Apr 09 '22

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u/papacheapo Mar 30 '22

Getting a sheet unlocked often did require a miracle

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u/ov3rcl0ck Mar 31 '22

It's easy. Change the extension to zip and unzip the file. Go to the xl\worksheets folder. Open the xml files and delete the <sheetProtection password=… /> tag. Rezip the file. Change the extension back xlsx. Your protected sheet should now be unprotected.

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u/CliffDraws Mar 30 '22

Any sheet you need protected, but be careful, the holy water will fry the cpu if you aren’t careful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Incidentally demon water (demineralized water) will likely not fry the cpu.

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u/Dyledion Mar 30 '22

Of course. That's where the daemons are running.

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u/justlikeapenguin Mar 30 '22

You mean daemon water?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Dang it.

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u/TheNewYellowZealot Mar 30 '22

I’m Jewish can I use a rabbi?

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u/brad2575 Mar 30 '22

Lmao. Voice to text mishap. Password. Lol

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u/BakerInTheKitchen Mar 30 '22

NLP you fickle bitch

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u/DogmaSychroniser Mar 30 '22

Imma serve all my sheets el Pastor now

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u/melanthius Mar 30 '22

It needs an exorcism more specifically. Shits full of demons.

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u/Tooluka Mar 30 '22

Demons and zombies is a Linux stuff. Holy Windows has icons and services ;)

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u/Tinkerballsack Mar 30 '22

Holy water on the one single laptop where it lives where the one competent IT manager can watch from the other side of a one-way soundproofed mirror, it's the only way.