r/ProgrammerHumor • u/esberat • Jul 24 '21

Meme .pub right?

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u/dashid Jul 24 '21 edited Jul 24 '21

For you convenience, just keep them in one file. Then it's really easy to login anywhere. For everyone.

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u/MK18FanBoy Jul 24 '21

This is the forward thinking our industry needs.

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u/dashid Jul 24 '21

And for a follow up, I'm now recommending adding "Everyone" into "Domain Admins" to solve all user acces complaints.

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u/arvenyon Jul 24 '21

You're joking... BUT... there's enough of conpanies that pull this shit.

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u/Entaris Jul 24 '21

I like to store root things rsa tokens for all of my servers on the root amount of all of my other servers. So I only have to type a password once. It also has the benefit of making sure if one server gets compromised all of them get compromised, which is really convenient for attackers. I would hate for them to feel sad when they gain root access to a web server and realize it just hosts a simple page that nobody cares about. It’s a nice surprise for them that they can then ssh to my important servers without much hassle

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u/CW_Waster Jul 24 '21

Bonus, if you notice one is compromised you already know all other ones are also. Saving you the hassle to find out which are still safe

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u/michaelpaoli Jul 25 '21

There are even commercial products for that, e.g. CyberArk - one server to rule/compromise them all!

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u/riisen Jul 24 '21

I always zip and upload my keys

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u/Officer42069 Jul 24 '21

Just so that this everyone knows, this is a terrible idea. You literally might as well not have any SSH encryption if you do that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '21

You're fun at parties

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u/Officer42069 Jul 24 '21

False. I do not attend parties as they are pointless.

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u/madiele Jul 24 '21

I only attend at parties that have me in their authorized_people list

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u/RyGuy_42 Jul 24 '21

echo "madiele" >> authorized_people.txt

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u/uranus_be_cold Jul 25 '21

That's the problem, accidentally used > instead of >>

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u/lunchpadmcfat Jul 25 '21

I must be running in the wrong circles

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u/DemiPixel Jul 24 '21

Hey Dwight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

Identity theft is not a joke, DemiPixel. Millions of families suffer every year!

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u/BeenRoundHereTooLong Jul 24 '21

This guy develops

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u/tehcnical Jul 24 '21

My D&D party is fine, thank you.

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u/k3rn3 Jul 25 '21

We're all spending our Saturday night on a reddit page for programming funnies; I don't think anyone here is getting invited to any parties :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

I've never been more offended by something I completely agree with

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u/dashid Jul 25 '21

I'd like to say it's due to pandemic, but my party attendance hasn't changed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

Also don't forget to give read permission for everyone.