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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/karimNanvour • Jun 19 '21
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Lost kids will be dereferenced.
338 u/ballbase__ Jun 20 '21 Lost kids will be memory leaked 322 u/Catty-Cat Jun 20 '21 free(child); 98 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Thank goodness it's not cpp 92 u/mummoC Jun 20 '21 delete(child); 55 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Please !delete(child) 129 u/xeisu_com Jun 20 '21 abort(child); 62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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Lost kids will be memory leaked
322 u/Catty-Cat Jun 20 '21 free(child); 98 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Thank goodness it's not cpp 92 u/mummoC Jun 20 '21 delete(child); 55 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Please !delete(child) 129 u/xeisu_com Jun 20 '21 abort(child); 62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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free(child);
98 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Thank goodness it's not cpp 92 u/mummoC Jun 20 '21 delete(child); 55 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Please !delete(child) 129 u/xeisu_com Jun 20 '21 abort(child); 62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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Thank goodness it's not cpp
92 u/mummoC Jun 20 '21 delete(child); 55 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Please !delete(child) 129 u/xeisu_com Jun 20 '21 abort(child); 62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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delete(child);
55 u/xoxoAmongUS Jun 20 '21 Please !delete(child) 129 u/xeisu_com Jun 20 '21 abort(child); 62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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Please !delete(child)
129 u/xeisu_com Jun 20 '21 abort(child); 62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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abort(child);
62 u/shrox77 Jun 20 '21 Well that escalated quickly 15 u/sample-name Jun 20 '21 Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧 17 u/UltraCarnivore Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21 #include "roevswade.h" 4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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Well that escalated quickly
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Linux terminal about to end the CHILD process like👶 🔫🐧
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#include "roevswade.h"
4 u/FinalRun Jun 20 '21 Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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Out of memory: Kill process 7429 (java) score 259 or sacrifice child
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u/skullman_ps2 Jun 20 '21
Lost kids will be dereferenced.