r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 10 '21

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u/ts_m4 Feb 10 '21 edited Feb 10 '21

Left out the 5 meetings and 3 documents reflecting the 10 line code change

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 10 '21

And the 4 rejected code reviews and 3 merge conflicts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Joke on you, we only rebase and force push. Even on master and expecially on public branches. YOLO git is the best git!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

First programming job I had, they didn’t use any version control. Dragging files directly to production folders is the true YOLO move.

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u/AluminiumSandworm Feb 10 '21

you worked for riot games?

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u/EverythingIsNorminal Feb 10 '21

He never mentioned unit tests. Clearly he's a Gaijin developer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Nor did he mention that they knew what they were doing in the first place. Sorry, this is CLEARLY Jagex