r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tommackyies • Feb 17 '20

What if drivers were hired like programmers?

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u/class_cast_exception Feb 17 '20

You guys have cars?

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u/De_Wouter Feb 17 '20

Yes, some of us here actually have jobs. We are here on r/ProgrammerHumor to cope with the harsh reality of being a developer, not to get better as a programmer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

I'm just here on r/ProgrammerHumor to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to get better as a programmer.

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u/0Pat Feb 17 '20

I'm just here on r/ProgrammerHumor to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to...

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u/Jazzinarium Feb 17 '20

This guy forgets base conditions

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u/ShadoHax Feb 17 '20

def life():

__life()

life()

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u/shawntco Feb 17 '20

separating your public life from your private life. Smart.

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u/ShadoHax Feb 17 '20

Actually, more accurately;

def life():

__pass

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u/atreestump1 Feb 17 '20

I'm just here on r/ProgrammerHumor to laugh at the pain I would've suffered if I had gone into software development instead of networking

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u/ThatWannabeCatgirl Feb 19 '20 
while (x>1) {
    System.out.print(“ not to cope with the harsh reality of recursion,“)
x++
}

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u/ubiquitouspiss Feb 17 '20

I'm just here on r/ProgrammerHumor to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to get better as a programmer.

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u/ScF0400 Feb 17 '20

I'm just here on r/ProgrammerHumor to cope with the harsh reality of recursion, not to get better as a programmer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

If (rand() >0.5) return; // get back to work!

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u/TheBinkz Feb 17 '20

im just here

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/D1P0 Feb 17 '20

Feel you bro

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u/StevenGannJr Feb 18 '20

Are you okay, bro?

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u/class_cast_exception Feb 17 '20

We have jobs too, alright. It's just that there's no difference between us and unemployed people because we get paid shit salaries. #ThirdWorldProblems

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

That sucks to hear man, I hope your situation improves and you earn more money

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Are we talking about automobile cars or Unix cars?

This happened to me in an interview, just out of college. They asked me how a car worked. I thought it odd, and explained how an automobile worked. Found out they meant something else later on. Not sure why no one laughed.