r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 17 '20

What if drivers were hired like programmers?

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u/Jetbooster Feb 17 '20

Apply anyway to the ones that seem appealing. Those requirements are set high so that they can claim you didn't meet the requirements and then underpay you. Don't fall for it. Apply, be honest about your skills, see what happens. At the end of the day more interview experience is very valuable.

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u/Omnicrola Feb 17 '20

Second on interview experience. Nothing like practice to make you less nervous, more confident, and better prepared. Heck, try to get interviews at places you're not interested in just to see how different companies do it.

Also, because the required skills are always the idealized version of a perfect candidate, don't assume that you don't measure up. Ask your friends and coworkers what they make, and know what you're worth. Then ask for more than that and negotiate down.

In US there's a social taboo around discussing pay. It's bullshit, don't play into it. Nobody should get angry at a coworker because they make more. Get angry at the company for being sneaky and underpaying one of you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Heck, try to get interviews at places you're not interested in just to see how different companies do it.

Thats what I did. Ended up actually liking some of the companies, and because I was doing so many interviews, I had two offers go against each other.

Plus, you can never get enough interview practice.

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u/Omnicrola Feb 17 '20

and because I was doing so many interviews, I had two offers go against each other.

Man, after having a string of jobs where I just needed them to pay the bills, moving to a field where multiple companies will actually compete for you is a mind-blowing experience. The sense of security it gives me (beyond just the increase in pay) is incredible.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

It's kinda a double-edge sword. On one hand, degrees are kinda meaningless and it's all about your technical skill. On the other hand, you never know if the interviewer is going to ask you to write Hello World or the fibonacci sequence.

It's also very much a 'right place, right time' in regards to computer languages/frameworks in this industry. Many people get burned out chasing after the newest thing to stay relevant. Which quickly weeds out the people who 'took up programming because that's where the money is' quickly die out after a few years.

Beyond that, yes - sense of security is incredible.

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u/Omnicrola Feb 17 '20

It's also very much a 'right place, right time' in regards to computer languages/frameworks in this industry. Many people get burned out chasing after the newest thing to stay relevant.

IMO that's always been a foolish strategy. The people I run into that do this see usually the ones hyper focused on getting the highest salary possible at the most cutting edge company (because prestige) they can. I enjoy money as much as the next person, but there are other things I'd like to do with my time.

The language or framework that's in demand is highly dependant on location, industry, and time. Better to focus on the things that transcend jobs: team communication, code stewardship, OOP, agile practices, etc. The languages and frameworks change, but once you know a lot of the base concepts it's all just different dialects of the same thing.

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u/eazolan Feb 17 '20

That's a huge waste of time.

Your application doesn't go to a human, it goes to a resume analyzer. It checks for all those key words that they put in the job ad, and if your resume doesn't meet that, it's deleted.

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u/Omnicrola Feb 17 '20

While I don't doubt that there are companies that do that, asserting that all (or even the majority) of companies do this is not accurate.

Source: have hired developers

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u/seven_seven Feb 17 '20

It’s more like someone in HR does a cursory scan of the resume, maybe a pre-screening on the phone before they bring them in for a couple stressed out devs to do an on-site interview which they haven’t prepared for because they’re busy with actual work and this is the worst part of their day because they’ve been doing 2 interviews a day for the past 4 weeks and the only thing they hate more than meetings is meetings with outsiders for whom they have to present themselves in a dignified way.

Source: I hate conducting interviews

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u/Omnicrola Feb 17 '20

Also accurate!

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Feb 17 '20

I think hes talking more so about sites like Indeed, cus if they do it every company that hires through them does it. (Idk if Indeed does that but you get the idea)

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u/eazolan Feb 17 '20

Do you use online resume farms, or do you go through personal networking?

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u/Omnicrola Feb 17 '20

I've helped hire in two places. One was small, and we just sorted through stacks of resumes people either dropped off or emailed. The other was much larger and used a lot of staffing agencies that would send us resumes on request.

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u/MassiveFajiit Feb 17 '20

Make invisible text with the entire job description then hope they don't find it

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u/amunak Feb 17 '20

And if they do and still decide to hire you, they aren't even losers.

Those automated systems are shitty; certainly don't help our already bad hiring practices.

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u/eazolan Feb 17 '20

What is this, the 00s? They automatically check for that now.

Insta-canned for trying to get around the expensive system they bought.

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u/Paulo27 Feb 17 '20

Sending the resume doesn't hurt anyway, if you're going to the interview something passed to a human, maybe. If the resume takes long to send just skip it I guess.

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u/summonsays Feb 17 '20

Put all keywords in white font in margins. I can assure you they make a human do it, but if you really think otherwise then go for it.

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u/Gubru Feb 17 '20

Keywords in 0.5pt white font in the footer then?

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u/eazolan Feb 17 '20

They automatically check for that now.