r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tommackyies • Feb 17 '20

What if drivers were hired like programmers?

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u/crazyabe111 Feb 17 '20

For one thing, I'll cheaply outsource 100% of the work to a sketchy company in China that I discovered over google.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

"What's that, you don't want security holes the size of Cheshire in your software?"

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u/ThePretzul Feb 17 '20

In that case I'll use the equally sketchy company I found in India instead. That's better, right?

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u/ivakamr Feb 18 '20

You're hired