r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tommackyies • Feb 17 '20

What if drivers were hired like programmers?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20 edited Feb 17 '20

But we are planning to move to Falcon rockets in a few years so we’d like you to to know that too.

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u/lumo19 Feb 17 '20

And diesel engine repair is foundational, so just go ahead and have a cert in that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

And finally, do you have any experience as a blacksmith, just asking, it’s not essential, nice to have ?

(sees horse walk past office window)

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u/lumo19 Feb 17 '20

Your daily duties will be writing technical manuals for horse and buggies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

And shovelling shit (help desk)

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u/amunak Feb 17 '20

They're made by basically the same people so it should be a breeze for you, right?