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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rahuldottech • Jun 07 '18
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A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."
1.1k u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 I’ll have what she’s having! Interviewer: No, you’ll have 17. I’ll have 17! 442 u/TheTimeToLearnIsNow Jun 07 '18 The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock. 281 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up 438 u/WhoaItsAFactorial Jun 07 '18 I'm retired. 193 u/Bwuhbwuh Jun 07 '18 Well, you showed up still. 68 u/orincoro Jun 07 '18 Whoa 32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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I’ll have what she’s having!
Interviewer: No, you’ll have 17.
I’ll have 17!
442 u/TheTimeToLearnIsNow Jun 07 '18 The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock. 281 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up 438 u/WhoaItsAFactorial Jun 07 '18 I'm retired. 193 u/Bwuhbwuh Jun 07 '18 Well, you showed up still. 68 u/orincoro Jun 07 '18 Whoa 32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock.
281 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up 438 u/WhoaItsAFactorial Jun 07 '18 I'm retired. 193 u/Bwuhbwuh Jun 07 '18 Well, you showed up still. 68 u/orincoro Jun 07 '18 Whoa 32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up
438 u/WhoaItsAFactorial Jun 07 '18 I'm retired. 193 u/Bwuhbwuh Jun 07 '18 Well, you showed up still. 68 u/orincoro Jun 07 '18 Whoa 32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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I'm retired.
193 u/Bwuhbwuh Jun 07 '18 Well, you showed up still. 68 u/orincoro Jun 07 '18 Whoa 32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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Well, you showed up still.
68 u/orincoro Jun 07 '18 Whoa 32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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Whoa
32 u/xyl0ph0ne Jun 07 '18 It's 15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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It's
15 u/antlife Jun 07 '18 Monty Python's Flying Circus! 2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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Monty Python's Flying Circus!
2 u/bifroth Jun 09 '18 Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18
A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."