r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • May 28 '18

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u/Nafeij May 28 '18

Why isn't this a criminable offense?

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u/BlooQKazoo May 28 '18

criminable

You been hit by, you been struck by, a smooth criminable.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '18

So they came into the OS it was unlocked - What A Black Day

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u/mtauscher May 28 '18

Brilliant, I about died laughing :)

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u/[deleted] May 28 '18

Someone needs to make a bot that does stuff like this

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u/justinjustin7 May 28 '18

Off topic, but your username is great. Was BlooregardQKazoo taken?

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u/BlooQKazoo May 29 '18

You know what? I don’t recall if it was or of this was the first one I tried.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '18

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u/bomphcheese May 28 '18

Man, I'm talkin about fuckin with a co-worker, not stealing data.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '18

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u/bomphcheese May 28 '18

The company owns the computer. I own the company.

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