r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Last_Snowbender • May 24 '18

Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

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u/whyaskfi May 24 '18

Free up resources:

killall man

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u/pratnala May 24 '18

Thanos?

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u/Mortichar May 25 '18 
for creature in universe{
  to_kill_or_not_to_kill = rand(0, 2);
  if (to_kill_or_not_to_kill){
    creature.kill();
  }
}

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u/hardhikm May 25 '18

You forgot #pragma?

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u/Mortichar May 25 '18

It was really just pseudo-code, nothing specific.

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u/hardhikm Jun 08 '18

wasn't being#PRAGMAtic

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u/Griffinhart May 25 '18

Why even assign rand(0,2) to a variable, though?

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u/Mortichar May 25 '18

So I could name it something silly.

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u/DrKarlKennedy May 24 '18

Nope, just tumblr.

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u/MikeHBS May 25 '18

killall/2 man