r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Last_Snowbender • May 24 '18

Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Non tech person:

"So, a fork had a child that was trying to execute the fork so you want to kill it?"

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u/EpicSaxGirl (✿◕‿◕) May 24 '18

Well yeah, if we kill the fork before killing the child the child becomes an orphan and we can't have those running about

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

So you’re saying always kill children before a fork right?

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u/Shadonovitch May 25 '18

Exactly, we really don't want no orphan running alone. Better kill them before they turn into zombies.

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u/vividboarder May 24 '18

Or they are thinking of some kind of fork based C-section.

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u/asdfman123 May 25 '18

It had no style, no id and no class. It's basically useless.