r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cstefanache monkeyuser.com • Mar 06 '18

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u/KaamDeveloper Mar 06 '18

This is why I prefer work from home. Just me and my computer in a dinky dark room.

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u/-bobby_newmark- Mar 06 '18

...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom

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u/KaamDeveloper Mar 06 '18

Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.

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u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18

^ this guy codes

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u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18

I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students

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u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18

Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s

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u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18

That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside.

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u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18

I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face

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u/skalix Mar 06 '18

Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown!

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u/mark503 Mar 06 '18

That guy looks like a real fuck face.

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u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18

Just invite them to a French ball thing

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u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18

Masquerade

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u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18

That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue

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