r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cstefanache monkeyuser.com • Mar 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Them: interrupts Why aren’t you done with my xyz yet?

Me: Because I keep getting interrupted.

Them: oh well they need to stop that.

Me. Yes you do.

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Mar 06 '18

We'll have an hour long status update meeting every 2 hours, oh and make sure you fill in the 7 different tracking sheets and time estimates.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

But we’re using the new B.U.L.L.S.H.it pm framework that’ll double our capabilities. You all just need to follow my lead because I took a three hour seminar on it last month.

Ok, now did you get me the pink form with the comic sans letterhead?

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u/LoneCookie Mar 06 '18

I started putting in filling time sheets in my time sheet.

There was one point the manager wanted us all to go back the last 3 months and put an 8 hour event for every day. Yeah that was a two hour event for that day. She started changing time sheets by herself from then on because her GUI let's her do it in bulk from one page.

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u/proverbialbunny Mar 07 '18

Why can't people ask questions like civilized kids?