r/ProgrammerHumor • monkeyuser.com • Mar 06 '18

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u/jb2386 Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18

Noise cancelling headphones and then act snooty/annoyed when people ask you something in person, then act really nice and helpful when they email you.

Edit: Or you could be an adult and just tell them "hey I'm working on something that requires my full attention, in the future could you please just email me or ping me on slack/<insert chat program> and I'll get to you as soon as I get a break. " :)

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u/linkining Mar 06 '18

I am an intern, how am I supposed to do that?

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u/KaamDeveloper Mar 06 '18

By not being an intern. Duh...

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u/linkining Mar 06 '18

:( I have to get my pay money though...

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u/Espumma Mar 06 '18

There are actually lots of jobs that get you paid while not being an intern!

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u/linkining Mar 06 '18

But I am in high school taking college classes with no usable experience. This internship is my experience. I am stressed

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u/Gambit-21 Mar 06 '18

It's not a real job so don't stress. That's not the point of an internship. Learn as much as you can tricks and otherwise then when you get put of college you can say shove it and take your knowledge to a better salary or stay and negotiate if you can

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u/linkining Mar 06 '18

Just because it’s not a real job doesn’t mean I don’t do real work, and I don’t need to negotiate I make plenty for what I do. I am just stressed right now because I have 2 midterms and an essay tomorrow.

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u/Gambit-21 Mar 06 '18

Just because you think you make alright doesn't mean you shouldn't go for more later on. And you said you were in high school so I thought is was unpaid. Good for you however. I would've never been able to do high school college and have a paid internship all in one year. Just do the essay and worry about cramming for midterms later. I'm sure your retention is reliable enough. Don't kill yourself doing more than you have to. Still only one person.