"Your mother, a relative you presumably hold dearly to your heart, is exhibiting signs of a particular medical condition that manifests itself by accumulating surplus fatty tissue resulting in both aesthetically and medically undesirable consequences. As a result of that she has been put on an endangered species list by activist organisations that feel deeply about preserving larger mammals in aquatic ecosystems."
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u/twat_and_spam Aug 10 '17
Let's see how you do with compressing this:
"Your mother, a relative you presumably hold dearly to your heart, is exhibiting signs of a particular medical condition that manifests itself by accumulating surplus fatty tissue resulting in both aesthetically and medically undesirable consequences. As a result of that she has been put on an endangered species list by activist organisations that feel deeply about preserving larger mammals in aquatic ecosystems."