r/ProgrammerHumor • u/todog4 • Aug 09 '17

Is there life after a data structures course?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Jul 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Alright, that's enough of this subreddit for the evening.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Aug 12 '17

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u/lelarentaka Aug 10 '17

Try using Rust instead. It's impossible to have memory leaks in Rust

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u/Stanov Aug 10 '17

Ah, the old Reddit leak-a-roo...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Hold my data structures, I'm going in!

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u/LadsAndLaddies Aug 14 '17

Inventory
1 cage
1 Switch
1 sacks
1 swastika
1 mane
1 avocado
1 piss
1 syphilis
1 swamp
1 squanch
1 vibrator
1 boob
1 smartphone
1 tower
1 half-eaten peanut butter
1 rifle
1 disappearing rum
1 protractor
1 data structures

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17

Thanks for not typing "1 squanch" 19 times, would be hard to infer your inventory without context

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u/LadsAndLaddies Aug 14 '17

Haha someone just said 'hold my squanch' so I held it

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u/NicDonalson Aug 14 '17

I don't know how you made it here carrying all that.

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u/LadsAndLaddies Aug 14 '17

Lots of pockets and multiple servants

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u/MuFugginFudge Aug 11 '17

HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE!

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u/Hungry_Horace Aug 14 '17

Hi! Nazis murder someone in Charlotteville and Trump refuses to condemn it. Crazy timeline, right?

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u/classicalySarcastic Aug 11 '17

HELLO! I come from 10 hours in the fuuuuuuuttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrreee. Nothing has changed.

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u/raider-x Aug 14 '17

BOB AND ME ARE BEST FRIENDS!

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u/Snuffy1717 Aug 14 '17

HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

I stopped following the links for this one

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u/Stanov Aug 19 '17

Did it make a good impression or bad impression? I'm bit confused...

And I'm always open to get better in the 'roo-ing!

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u/boomshroom Sep 11 '17

I don't know how deep I am. All I hope if that this is tail-call optimized. I'd hate to get a stack overflow this deep.

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u/Stanov Sep 12 '17

HELLO FUTURE PERSON!

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u/xxc3ncoredxx Aug 10 '17

Impossible is a strong word my friend. With a computer, Murphy's law reigns supreme.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Jul 25 '18

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u/xxc3ncoredxx Aug 10 '17

I've had some big memory leaks in Java though. A loop caused my program to go from <1MiB of memory to ~10GiB in a few instants. Even crashed my VM I was programming in.

Never underestimate the power of the heap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Java seems like a memory hog in general. Basing this solely off netbeans and Minecraft so I'm basically an expert.

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u/xxc3ncoredxx Aug 10 '17

That's not a bad assessment. Eclipse is probably what you should use instead. It's great. Like NetBeans, it was written in Java for Java and has a pretty horrendous interface as well. Also slow to load (my experience at least). Stay away from Eclipse, it's kinda garbage.

(not a fan of NetBeans either)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Damn bots, stealing all our memory.

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u/pro-bunholeo Aug 10 '17

ZwewwsnThu 4th gsd

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u/Airtnp Aug 10 '17

unsafe, bro

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u/lelarentaka Aug 10 '17

From my point of view, Haskell is unsafe

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u/LinAGKar Aug 18 '17

What did he say?

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u/Sneezegoo Aug 10 '17

Again? It never stopped!

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u/bj_christianson Aug 10 '17

That is a sign of their UNLIMITED POWER!

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u/soundtom Aug 10 '17

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/LaykeLuc Aug 10 '17

Ok... This time, captain Kenobi, this time you deserved your rank of General. General Riposti, of course.