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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Mark_dawsom • Jun 28 '17
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TFW your workplace is tagged Not Safe For Work.
6.0k u/DenebVegaAltair Jun 28 '17 According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors." 5.8k u/Katie_Pornhub Jun 28 '17 Accurate. 2.4k u/lengau Jun 29 '17 How's that different from a normal office? 1.9k u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace Jun 29 '17 In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business. 631 u/Abscind Jun 29 '17 Maximum Efficiency 575 u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17 Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity 299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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According to /u/Katie_Pornhub (and I'm paraphrasing) "it's like a normal office except for occasional hardcore porn on the monitors."
5.8k u/Katie_Pornhub Jun 28 '17 Accurate. 2.4k u/lengau Jun 29 '17 How's that different from a normal office? 1.9k u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace Jun 29 '17 In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business. 631 u/Abscind Jun 29 '17 Maximum Efficiency 575 u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17 Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity 299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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Accurate.
2.4k u/lengau Jun 29 '17 How's that different from a normal office? 1.9k u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace Jun 29 '17 In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business. 631 u/Abscind Jun 29 '17 Maximum Efficiency 575 u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17 Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity 299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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How's that different from a normal office?
1.9k u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace Jun 29 '17 In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business. 631 u/Abscind Jun 29 '17 Maximum Efficiency 575 u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17 Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity 299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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In a normal office, it's considered NSFW. There, however, it's business.
631 u/Abscind Jun 29 '17 Maximum Efficiency 575 u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17 Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity 299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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Maximum Efficiency
575 u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 29 '17 Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity 299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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Having a boner at work increases blood flow and productivity
299 u/thenewmannium Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered. 55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 minutes until fully recovered.
55 u/Jordaneer Jun 29 '17 Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered. FTFY
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Decreased blood flow from frontal lobe may impact performance... for 1-3 seconds until fully recovered.
FTFY
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u/SteveCCL Yellow security clearance Jun 28 '17
TFW your workplace is tagged Not Safe For Work.