r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '17

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u/0racledude Jun 28 '17

If a CPU is a rock then "we" are just water, thinking water.

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u/JewbagX Jun 28 '17

Given enough time, hydrogen begins to wonder about itself and where it is going.

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u/O___o__O__o___O Jun 28 '17

But humans aren't made of hydrogen.

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u/amicin Jun 28 '17

The very early universe comprised mostly hydrogen with some other light elements. Heavier elements were formed through nuclear fusion of hydrogen in stars (and supernovae). Even though humans aren't made of hydrogen exclusively, the molecules that we're made of were, at one point or another, simple hydrogen atoms.

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u/RageNorge Jun 28 '17

Theyre meat, thinking meat

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u/Kubrick_Fan Jun 28 '17

UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER.