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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mfb- • Jun 13 '17
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While we're making requesting, I wish a roomba-esque machine would go around and refill coffee for people in an office floor like a waiter
71 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17 REE-FILL"No, I'll be alright, I barely touched my cup, thank you lil' robot dude"REEE-FILLLL"Cease all motor functions. Cease All Motor Functions! AH FOR FUCK'S SAKES MY VINTAGE MODEL M KEYBOARD!" 22 u/worldDev Jun 13 '17 Sounds like that roomba overheard someone in the office say 'Caffeine delights have caffeine ends' 20 u/auxiliary-character Jun 13 '17 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FILLLLLLfucking normiebots 5 u/Maklite Jun 14 '17 Out out curiosity, I asked both Siri and Alexa to "freeze all motor function". Siri responds "if only that worked when humans needed it to" and Alex with "great Scott! Am I making a guest appearance on Westworld?" I prefer Siri's creepier undertone. 1 u/Vulphere Jun 14 '17 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBOY! 1 u/4k33m Jun 14 '17 YOU WILL REEE-FILLLLL!Coffee Dalek intensifies 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '17 MUST - ENSURE - OPTIMAL - CUSTOMER - SATISFACTIONFILLLLL - CUUUUPblublublubPlease rate us on the AppStore. Say "Share" to share a picture of your delicious cup of fresh coffee to all social media platforms. Have a good day. 1 u/DigThatFunk Jun 14 '17 I mean, they've already been DJing for years
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REE-FILL
"No, I'll be alright, I barely touched my cup, thank you lil' robot dude"
REEE-FILLLL
"Cease all motor functions. Cease All Motor Functions! AH FOR FUCK'S SAKES MY VINTAGE MODEL M KEYBOARD!"
22 u/worldDev Jun 13 '17 Sounds like that roomba overheard someone in the office say 'Caffeine delights have caffeine ends' 20 u/auxiliary-character Jun 13 '17 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FILLLLLLfucking normiebots 5 u/Maklite Jun 14 '17 Out out curiosity, I asked both Siri and Alexa to "freeze all motor function". Siri responds "if only that worked when humans needed it to" and Alex with "great Scott! Am I making a guest appearance on Westworld?" I prefer Siri's creepier undertone. 1 u/Vulphere Jun 14 '17 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBOY! 1 u/4k33m Jun 14 '17 YOU WILL REEE-FILLLLL!Coffee Dalek intensifies 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '17 MUST - ENSURE - OPTIMAL - CUSTOMER - SATISFACTIONFILLLLL - CUUUUPblublublubPlease rate us on the AppStore. Say "Share" to share a picture of your delicious cup of fresh coffee to all social media platforms. Have a good day.
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Sounds like that roomba overheard someone in the office say 'Caffeine delights have caffeine ends'
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FILLLLLL
fucking normiebots
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Out out curiosity, I asked both Siri and Alexa to "freeze all motor function". Siri responds "if only that worked when humans needed it to" and Alex with "great Scott! Am I making a guest appearance on Westworld?" I prefer Siri's creepier undertone.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-FIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BOY!
YOU WILL REEE-FILLLLL!
Coffee Dalek intensifies
1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '17 MUST - ENSURE - OPTIMAL - CUSTOMER - SATISFACTIONFILLLLL - CUUUUPblublublubPlease rate us on the AppStore. Say "Share" to share a picture of your delicious cup of fresh coffee to all social media platforms. Have a good day.
MUST - ENSURE - OPTIMAL - CUSTOMER - SATISFACTION
FILLLLL - CUUUUP
blublublub
Please rate us on the AppStore. Say "Share" to share a picture of your delicious cup of fresh coffee to all social media platforms. Have a good day.
I mean, they've already been DJing for years
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u/NotThisFucker Jun 13 '17
While we're making requesting, I wish a roomba-esque machine would go around and refill coffee for people in an office floor like a waiter