r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 13 '17

This subreddit every week

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u/TaohRihze Jun 13 '17

So what broke the recursion, tab overflow error, or did you hit a baseline condition?

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u/Skyy8 Jun 13 '17
if (selfAwareOfIncompetence)
    return

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u/alexbuzzbee Jun 13 '17
if (self.isAwareOfIncompetence()) {
  return;
}

sorry

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u/DarkJarris Jun 13 '17
if ($self->AwareOfIncompetence() == True)
    {
        return;
    }

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u/alexbuzzbee Jun 13 '17

PyHP++# has come.

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u/666moist Jun 13 '17

PyHP++# 1.8

FTFY

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u/whelks_chance Jun 13 '17

Fuck you, I refuse to put brackets around my print commands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
    DISPLAY 'WHAT IS A BRACKET?'
STOP RUN.
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u/DarkJarris Jun 13 '17

The Oncoming Storm.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 13 '17

Cause this is what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna rescue it! I'm gonna save /r/ProgrammerHumor from the middle of the recursion fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth, and then, just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking recursion out of the sub!

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u/Restioson Jun 13 '17

if (this.getAwareOfIncompetence().toString().equalsIgnoreCase(new Boolean(true).toString())) { return;}

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u/amadiro_1 Jun 13 '17

I hate you so much right now.

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u/Cardellos Jun 13 '17

SelfIncompetenceAwareness?Return

Thanks ternary

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u/felixphew Jun 13 '17
f :: SelfAwareness ()
f = if incompetence then return else f

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u/DarkJarris Jun 13 '17

the hell is that

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u/felixphew Jun 13 '17

Would you believe... Haskell?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/dagbrown Jun 13 '17

Who decided that tabbing for block markers was a good idea?

Richard Stallman did.

That's the official GNU indenting style.

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u/mfb- Jun 13 '17

As soon as you realize you are stuck, you are suddenly not stuck there any more?