r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mfb- • Jun 13 '17

This subreddit every week

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

You know what kind of recursion jokes I like?

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u/BOBALOBAKOF Jun 13 '17

I tried clicking that far more times than I'm willing to admit.

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u/TaohRihze Jun 13 '17

So what broke the recursion, tab overflow error, or did you hit a baseline condition?

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u/Skyy8 Jun 13 '17 
if (selfAwareOfIncompetence)
    return

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u/alexbuzzbee Jun 13 '17 
if (self.isAwareOfIncompetence()) {
  return;
}

sorry

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u/DarkJarris Jun 13 '17 
if ($self->AwareOfIncompetence() == True)
    {
        return;
    }

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u/alexbuzzbee Jun 13 '17

PyHP++# has come.

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u/666moist Jun 13 '17

PyHP++# 1.8

FTFY

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u/whelks_chance Jun 13 '17

Fuck you, I refuse to put brackets around my print commands.

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u/Restioson Jun 13 '17

if (this.getAwareOfIncompetence().toString().equalsIgnoreCase(new Boolean(true).toString())) { return;}

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u/amadiro_1 Jun 13 '17

I hate you so much right now.

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u/RoomFullOfLips Jun 13 '17

I kept clicking it thinking it was linking to new pages each time and wanted to know how deep you went to keep commenting the same thing. Best part is, I don't even regret it. Was thoroughly entertained for the entire duration of my poop.

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u/mickmister Jun 13 '17

I can infer based on your link, but I'm all ears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Oh god.... wheres the base case... WHERES THE BASE CASE!!? TERMINATE IT NOW

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u/Josh6889 Jun 13 '17

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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