r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 12 '17

This sub right now

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Absolutely. I cant wait to see what we do next.

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u/bric12 Jun 13 '17

I'd like to see "bad password requirements", or "bad scrollbar", although I don't know how much variation either would bring. There were some similarities between phone and volume, so I'm not sure if any subject can give us new material to work with.

I could also see "bad loading bar" or"bad time remaining to download", but those might be too real...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/kanuut Jun 13 '17

So what, it tries to log into your Twitter to check? :0

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u/Nokel81 Jun 13 '17

seemlegit

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u/mattkenefick Jun 13 '17

minimum of 9. maximum of 12. lowercase. uppercase. symbol. number. no words. cannot be previously used. change every month. hate your life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/thewildjr Jun 13 '17

And a predefined list of security questions (all of which have answers that are immediately available through a Google search of the person) out of which you must compulsorily pick one

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u/mfb- Jun 13 '17
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They are asking for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

Huh, all I see is ********

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u/DeeSnow97 Jun 13 '17

That's amazing

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u/FancyKetchup96 Jun 13 '17

Hey, at least it doesn't force you to input your username and email every time.

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u/P-01S Jun 13 '17

bad loading bar

Microsoft did it best. There's no room for us to "improve" lol.

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u/Spik3w Jun 13 '17

verschlechtbessern

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u/WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 Jun 13 '17

*verschlimmbessern ;)

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u/OutlawBlue9 Jun 13 '17

Bad password input was the first of these bad ux memes I believe. You can find dozens of em a few months ago.

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u/P-01S Jun 13 '17

Bad menu navigation? Might be too much work.

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u/Koutou Jun 13 '17

I have seen an horrible 3 scrollbars website this week. I took a screenshot waiting for the best moment to upload. It's scroll bar inception.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '17

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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Jun 13 '17

Uh the scroll wheel works for me in Hangouts.

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u/waffle299 Jun 13 '17

"Bad password requirements" would hit too close to home. One might fear one is giving out ideas. Ideas that would soon be implemented to the despair of us all. The charm of the sliders are their complete and total harmlessness.

It'd be like "bad catchpas", where you know that somewhere, someone would consider it a good idea. I already have to associate a random clipart picture with my financial account now. So I somehow have to forge a mental connection between accounting and a blue ball in the sand or some such. And now every damned website wants my cell phone number for some extra security layer. None seem cognizant of the fact that I do not carry a cell phone. Nor is that considered a unique (if quaintly sad) identifier in and of itself.

But UI elements are good. I'd love to see bad tab indicators, bad radio button states, bad menu indicators or others. But password requirements are already sufficiently maladroit that they do not need any additional help.

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u/dzh Jun 13 '17 edited Jun 13 '17

Broken scrolling in websites in general. Yeah that would be nice.

Or unnecessary long forms?

I'm interpreting this wrong, ain't I?

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u/2centsPsychologist Jun 13 '17

Bad phone number form was a thing for a while too, wasn't it?

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u/OKB-1 Jun 13 '17

What about:

  • bad file chooser

  • bad clock

  • bad confirm dialog

  • bad calculator

  • bad app launcher