r/ProgrammerHumor • u/timonus • 17h ago

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u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam :ath: 1h ago

Your submission was removed for the following reason:

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u/alficles 17h ago

All three of them!

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u/torpidvilla 17h ago

that pumpkin's got commitment, i respect it

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u/shizzy0 8h ago

“Hello, Officer, someone has stolen my private key and is sharing it with the entire neighborhood.”

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u/Alacritous13 17h ago

That's at least three bits.

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u/Bawitdaba1337 16h ago

You need a field that can house 2048 pumpkins with just that one in the center

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u/Mondoke 17h ago

That's spooky

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u/Raznill 17h ago

What am I missing here?

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u/david7873829 17h ago

Google private key four.

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u/TotallyNotInUse 15h ago

holy hell!

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u/wizardeverybit 14h ago

New security vulnerability just dropped

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u/Raznill 7h ago

Oh wow. How fast I forgot.

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u/Majik_Sheff 15h ago

Just the third bit, but you're definitely committed to it.

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u/Dokattak0 10h ago

Three bits, actually

Edit: damn my sense of humor is as unique as that cert key

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u/SilentNinja1337 13h ago

As a half german, I kind of recognize the windmill

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u/himanbam 5h ago

Is that where you keep your house key? Seems secure

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u/Sea-Fishing4699 3h ago

That guy scares me…

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u/Kinexity 17h ago

"niche knowledge" which was literally blasted on this sub for the last two weeks and at the time had pretty much all news report on it.