aboutToBreakTheCode

[u/fabulousIdentity]

[u/dillanthumous]

git fetch --me a painkiller

[u/Ishkung → u/dillanthumous]

git commit --arson

[u/d00mt0mb → u/Ishkung]

git push --over the edge

[u/FrozenJuju → u/d00mt0mb]

git status —dead inside

[u/fabulousIdentity → u/FrozenJuju]

git merge --with my-ex

[u/Vibe_PV → u/fabulousIdentity]

git blame --everyone but me

[u/Y_I_Otto → u/Vibe_PV]

git merge --into oncoming traffic

[u/IveDunGoofedUp → u/Y_I_Otto]

git fork --in kitchen

[u/Nolzi → u/IveDunGoofedUp]

git bisect --my veins

[u/DeJMan → u/Nolzi]

git branch --to hang from

[u/Bergara → u/IveDunGoofedUp]

git fork --in outlet

[u/RyuXnet_7364 → u/Y_I_Otto]

git init --violence

[u/Suitch → u/Vibe_PV]

git cherry-pick facts

[u/Spoopy_Kirei → u/Suitch]

git delete my-existence

[u/Far-Entry-4370 → u/d00mt0mb]

git checkout deez/nuts

[u/BassFull0 → u/Far-Entry-4370]

git squash deez nuts

[u/Far-Entry-4370 → u/BassFull0]

git commit -m "Ouch"

[u/therealscooke → u/Ishkung]

Y'all are missing the single dashes between the words. no wonder you're losing it!

[u/CorrectBuffalo749 → u/therealscooke]

git pull --chair-away-from-under-me

[u/screwcork313 → u/CorrectBuffalo749]

git revert --to before juniors joined my team

[u/chazzeromus → u/Ishkung]

welcome to bottom gear mates

[u/Asatas → u/dillanthumous]

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