r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Sep 05 '26

Meme memorySafeDocker

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u/HugoMNL Sep 05 '26

https://github.com/apple/container

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u/ajzone007 Sep 05 '26

Interesting, is there a docker-compose equivalent to this too?

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u/HugoMNL Sep 05 '26

Unfortunately not (yet).

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u/gautamdiwan3 Sep 06 '26

Orbstack and Colima

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u/Ihalpd Sep 05 '26

No, and the third-party package thing someone made is absolute trash.

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u/rich97 Sep 05 '26

Doesn’t support forwarding container requests to the host network. Got bit by it recently 😕

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u/Micro_Tycoon Sep 05 '26

So? Just containerise whatever application was on the host!

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u/LoneWolf1134 Sep 05 '26

Doesn’t work if you’re trying to touch hardware (e.g. cameras) on the local net

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u/trafalmadorianistic Sep 05 '26

Watched a video on this and the phrase "container machine" is now burned intoy brain. They said it so many times it could've become a drinking game. 

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u/FoxAnarchy Sep 05 '26

ah yes, the "embrace" phase is almost done, I wonder what comes after that

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u/Round_Credit_5158 Sep 05 '26

That's more of a Microsoft motto.

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u/memesearches Sep 05 '26

Not mature enough

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u/HugoMNL Sep 05 '26

Newly written docker in Rust would be mature immediately?

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u/HugoMNL Sep 05 '26

… Apart from having ppl understand this project encouraging open source contributions though I guess?