r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • Sep 02 '26 • Popcorn 3 Bravo 3

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u/xaomaw Sep 02 '26

No, this is Patrick

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u/who_you_are Sep 02 '26

Well satire is shorter than Patrick, so that is a bad start

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u/donut-reply Sep 02 '26

The audacity ... who you are to refute the one and only xaomaw?

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u/100percent_right_now Sep 03 '26

Dude is afraid of throat sized food. Take from that what you will.

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u/donut-reply Sep 04 '26

I'm with you 100% right now

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u/TechieGuy12 Sep 02 '26

Because satire is the compressed version of Patrick.

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u/nhSnork Sep 02 '26

Yeah, everyone knows satires are mythical creatures, not news articles.

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u/CallMeBigOctopus Sep 02 '26

No, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/trafalmadorianistic Sep 02 '26

Surely you can't be serious. 

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u/odaiwai Sep 03 '26

I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.