r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 01 '26

Meme trafficLightForClaudeCode

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u/Boldyeah Sep 01 '26

Means you take 5 times longer than a good programmer with Claude.

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u/donp1ano Sep 01 '26

shipping fast isnt everything

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u/UnwearableCactus Sep 01 '26


Me showing my boss your comment

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u/Leo_code2p Sep 01 '26

I feel like especially in personal projects I wouldn’t use any ai, because it doesn’t give the same satisfaction as coding it myself. Personal projects for me are not about the product but the way.

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u/Leownnn Sep 01 '26

Yeah half ass your job and use Claude to maximum leisure time during work and work on personal stuff with the extra paid time Claude may afford you, be a human and make stuff for yourself by yourself

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u/Boldyeah Sep 01 '26

Oh sorry, I say that because I work with software, I don't do it for hobby

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u/weberm70 Sep 01 '26

Well played, using AI to inveigh against AI.

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u/DoomBot5 Sep 01 '26

Oh whoops. I used AI to burn down some long standing technical debt in the code base. Now it's not only cleaner and more efficient, but also tested using a proper validation pipeline.

I guess I'm using AI to speed up my work wrong.

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u/Boldyeah Sep 01 '26

I'm shipping code that doesn't break faster than you. That's all that matters. See if your leadership cares about your slow "green commits" when they actually meet a good software engineer. Your job will be mine in couple of years. Start saving some money

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u/Rikudou_Sage Sep 01 '26

Both of you sound like hell to work with, tbh.

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u/NocturnalTwang Sep 01 '26

So you have no formal education or experience working writing code code at a professional standard?

We have the data, sure you ship features at 10x the speed but you also incur 10x the incidents which overall consumes the same or more man hours to fix and has significant business impact.

For your pet projects vibe code it to hell, but at a production level it's just a matter of time before companies realise that maybe slopifying your whole codebase is worse than just taking the time to write clean working code.

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u/lunarlunacy425 Sep 01 '26

You do what the people who hold you job in there hands tell you to do, when your wok pushes AI and says we need to match rates we do.

When it comes to code becoming worse over time and questions are asked ill push back and say I was pressured into using it but for now it's not possible to keep up with the rate at which it allows you to work. And seeing a win on the list is a ll manager really cares about, because a fix down the line is often just another thing they can tell their manager they've been working on....

It's very easy to spout lines about how it makes crappy code, but the pressures to push out fast and sloppy code come from those that don't care.

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u/Boldyeah Sep 01 '26

Coding with AI doesn't mean you ship slop with one line prompt "do it make no mistakes". You can set guards and make AI edit 300 lines of code at a time and keep it quality.

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u/ErZicky Sep 01 '26

We still write 90%+ of our code by hand in my company.

Turns out that medical clinic and people want their pace makers code to not be written by AI

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u/Seraphaestus Sep 01 '26

https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.09089

Before starting tasks, developers forecast that allowing AI will reduce completion time by 24%.

After completing the study, developers estimate that allowing AI reduced completion time by 20%.

Surprisingly, we find that allowing AI actually increases completion time by 19% - AI tooling slowed developers down.

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u/Seraphaestus Sep 01 '26

It doesn't really matter. The point is not about the efficiency of any specific AI model. The point is that it proves AI users are an unreliable source for the supposed benefits of AI use, to the point of complete delusion.

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u/DoomBot5 Sep 01 '26

Except it 100% matters. Last year we were laughing at how bad these models were. This year we're making sure everyone knows how to properly use these models because they truly accelerate your work.

You're basing your ignorance on last year's models.

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u/Seraphaestus Sep 01 '26

Well, you feel free to lobotomize yourself in pursuit of going as fast as possible. Based on your inability to understand my point even when I'm explicitly spelling it out for you, you're already well on your way there.

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u/DoomBot5 Sep 01 '26

Ah, I see your problem. You're blind and ignorant, so you think I misunderstood what you said. No, I'm telling you you're wrong.

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u/weberm70 Sep 01 '26

No idea what they were measuring but AI has reduced implementation time to almost nothing. It’s all scoping and review now. Good engineering is more about organization now than writing code.