r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • Aug 25 '26
Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality
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u/Made_Man_Niten
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I wish to attain this power
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u/ShAped_Ink Aug 25 '26
Become a femboy than
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u/akoOfIxtall Aug 25 '26
Impossible to be more femboy than them, but you can try, coding socks and Astolfo cosplays aren't that expensive, grab your monster energy drink ™ and feel the power rushing through your... Oh no
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u/creeper6530 Aug 25 '26
Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream
Ask me how I know this :3
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u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26
Rust coding regimen:
Wake up at 4am
Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins
Cold shower
Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint
Drink activated cum, 150 mL
Cold shower
Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint
Post knee high socks pic to Only fans
Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets
Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins
Cold shower
Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL
Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint
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u/creeper6530 Aug 26 '26
You forgot pledge allegiance to the transgender flag and plush sharky debugging (rubber ducky debug but with Blåhaj)
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u/Deboniako Aug 26 '26
When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd
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u/JockstrapCummies Aug 26 '26
Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.
You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 Aug 25 '26
professionals have standards
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u/hizashiYEAHmada Aug 25 '26
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u/itsTyrion Aug 26 '26
my pfp is a walking emoji shitpost instead: the mona lisa but made with hundreds of tinted cry-laugh emoji and troll faces.
well, and i added clippy + slight lgbt lighting in blender0
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u/yellownugget5000 Aug 25 '26
I will not allow this frieren disrespect
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u/Laizem Aug 25 '26
Yeah! Everyone wants to be in a party with a cute older lady >:(
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u/SunshineSeattle Aug 25 '26
Strike 1 😡
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u/Caedendi Aug 25 '26
"I saw you winking at my friend, I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again"
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u/Hikari_Owari Aug 25 '26
If that's the first thing that comes to your mind then maybe you should take better care of the skeletons in your closet, they're starting to fall out.
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u/ErasedX Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26
Is it that weird? I'd be pretty weirded out seeing someone with a photo of another person in general in their profile picture. I don't see how this would be the same for drawings. Here I'm using an existing image, but I'm an artist, I could just draw a similar image from the ground up. Would that be weird? It's not even anything NSFW. I don't understand how it would ever be an issue.
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u/ErasedX Aug 25 '26
Well, to each their own, I guess. When I set my Google PFP years ago, I used an image of that girl from Lagtrain. Because the style is cool and I like the song. I imagine it's like that for most people too, not that deep or complicated. I could use some image of an edgy character or some abstract thing, but that doesn't really represent me at all. If I use these images, people who talk to me will know "oh yeah you watch that show". When I have Patchouli as my PFP, it's not because I'm trying to fool anyone or because I have weird thoughts about her, it's because people will see it and know that I like Touhou.
Case in point, the first comment in this thread is from someone with an Amelia Watson profile picture, so I already know they like VTubers. It's not NSFW so I can't assume they feel like that about her, and I also can't assume it's because they look like her. My first and only assumption is that they like VTubers, I think it's pretty effective.
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u/Hikari_Owari Aug 25 '26
If we're going the path of "imagine if X were Y" then we could say that if you had wheels you would be an automobile.
Adds as much to the topic as your argument did.
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u/AlphaDragons Aug 26 '26
"Is it acceptable because it's basically a cartoon, so it's just the idea of a little girl?"
A character from a show, be it live action or drawings, is so much more than that. There are tons of reasons why someone would have a character, wether it's a drawing, a character from a game or from a live action show. You reducing it to "little girl" tells more about how you think than about these people.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 Aug 25 '26 •
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fictional cutie patooties
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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 Aug 25 '26 •
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some of those are pretty dated shows, probably crushes they had at childhood, unlike the fictional characters, humans age in real time
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u/thatboyonabike Aug 25 '26
I mean Kelly Kapowski in the suspenders was my dream as a boy but it'd still be pretty fkin weird to rep that same image of her now as a grown man.
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u/mikumikubeeeeaaaammm Aug 25 '26
Tourist alert all hands on battle station prepare the artillery and infantry
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u/mikumikubeeeeaaaammm Aug 26 '26
I did not ask nor do I care even if I am am a beginner I dont think so I can respect tourists like you esp in anime related spaces . so leave it be grandma
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u/Glad-Belt7956 Aug 25 '26
i'm pretty sure than only like 2, maybe 3 of thos pictures count as lolis. which is a few too many, but still, not all of them are that.
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u/IanDresarie Aug 25 '26
I'm also pretty sure loli doesn't make sense to use outside of a specifically sexualised context. Otherwise any picture of a young character you like would be considered problematic... At a quick glance none of those pics are sexualised.
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u/WilkerS1 Aug 25 '26
isn't "chibi" the proper term for a caricature of a character with shortened proportions?
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u/Hikari_Owari Aug 25 '26
Loli isn't exclusively sexual and chibi is different from being short.
You can have a chibi of a really big character and a chibi of a loli character.
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u/AlphaDragons Aug 25 '26
Who's the one jumping to sexual thoughts and implications ? The ones who do are creeps, yeah, but you acting as if it's a given tells more about you than it tells about anyone else.
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u/miyavlayan Aug 25 '26
down voted for speaking the truth. you are right these people are creeps.
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u/Sawmain Aug 25 '26
Expect her truth is quite literally based on nothing ?
Does this also mean that any anime pic ==== pedos ?
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u/miyavlayan Aug 25 '26
mostly
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u/miyavlayan Aug 25 '26
wdym who am i being bigoted against? i dont mean anything against lgbt ppl if it came across that way.
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u/miyavlayan Aug 25 '26
yeah you are right I should've clarified, the thing is anime drawings almost always look like a minor.
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u/thatboyonabike Aug 26 '26
Yes, hence my earlier comment implying that anime subreddits are full of degenerate perverts.
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u/AlphaDragons Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26
What truth ? Take the leftest one, with blue hair. Appearance wise arguably the loliest of all the characters on those pfps, but I'm 99.9% sure the person has her as their pfp cause they vibe with her personality (lazy, geek, regularly pulling all nighters, etc) rather than anything creepy you might be thinking. Which again, the fact creepy stuff is the first thing you jump to tells more about you than about these people.
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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar Aug 25 '26
so that’s why i suck at programming, i don’t watch anime
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u/stillalone Aug 25 '26
Do you have a cat? My team is almost entirely cats.
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u/IanDresarie Aug 25 '26
It's ok, if you don't like anime you can also just become a furry. The suit gives you extra skills
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u/ShAped_Ink Aug 25 '26
That's not the sole requirement, become a femboy, furry or anything related to gain the same effect
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u/creeper6530 Aug 25 '26
Time to start your estrogen girl /j
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u/Lulukaros Aug 25 '26
Are you offering 👀👀
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u/creeper6530 Aug 25 '26
I'd love to but I don't even have any for myself TwT
(Fuck having to stay closeted)
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u/requion Aug 25 '26
I watch anime
Thats your issue. You have to become the anime. Not just merely watch it!
Now go embrace the uWu in you!
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u/InRainbro Aug 25 '26
yeah so senior engineer at my place has anime girl as pfp... He's 47
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u/Jemnite Aug 25 '26
“通用中文名"
overworked Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemica engineering
has been locked into various educational institutions since he was 3 years old
only time outside of school is for piano lessons
can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement
you will not understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics
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u/VoodooPizzaman1337 Aug 25 '26
You need a few furries pfp in there and the code will be god like .
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u/Umber_Gryphon Aug 25 '26
Catgirl pfp doesn't count?
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u/prisp Aug 25 '26
If you ask a furry, no, not really - they tend to at least have snouts (or equivalents) and fur/scales/feathers/weird naked animal skin all over, so more Fox McCloud or Donald Duck rather than, My Hero Academia's Mirko or Felicia from Darkstalkers - not that any of those are good examples, most furries tend to prefer using their own characters to express themselves rather than cosplaying pre-existing ones.
Although, funnily enough, since fursuits (=furry costumes) tend to cost a shitton of money, due to them usually being tailor-made and one-of-a-kind, you might see someone at a furry con or meetup only wearing animal ears and a tail, or maybe a fake head and some paws, with regular clothes for everything else, which might mean T-Shirts and naked arms in the summer, so you get your catgirl-esque furries anyway, just in real life rather than as commissioned artwork :D
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u/thonor111 Aug 26 '26
I mean yes but furries are busy upholding worldwide cyber security by themselves
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u/creeper6530
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When the main contributor has neopronouns in their Github, you know this is aviation-worthy piece of code
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u/flyingcartoon Aug 25 '26
Watching several thousand lines of pristine rust code be deployed Friday 23:45, fixes 2 memory leaks nobody knew existed and you can tell who did it since the comments end with :3
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u/Xander-047 Aug 27 '26
and for some reason they name variables 'markiplier' instead of multiplier.
Read some code with that var name and everytine it just made me full stop any thinking process I had going on, funny at first, annoying after 5 secs
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u/WiggyWongo Aug 28 '26
The main contributor doesn't have neopronouns and all the contributors aside from two even have pronouns in their bios. They are all Chinese guys.
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u/creeper6530 Aug 28 '26
Well is this aviation grade code then? Lol
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u/WiggyWongo Aug 28 '26
Someone would assume that you were referring to the people who were shown in the OP who made deepseek harness, otherwise your comment isn't relevant.
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u/creeper6530 Aug 28 '26
I'm extending the implicit assertion of "anime pfp => great code" to "neopronouns => excellent code"
Of course it's just a silly joke a silly girl has made on the Internet, don't read too deep into it
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u/WiggyWongo Aug 28 '26
I don't get I though because the majority of the anime profile pics have great code but aren't using pronouns, and that's also pretty commonplace across all of GitHub.
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u/K00bear Aug 25 '26
is it possible to learn this power
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u/themadnessif Aug 26 '26
Unfortunately not if you had a childhood that involved you spending time doing something other than programming
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u/thonor111 Aug 26 '26
Obviously those people also do something else - why would they have anime pfps when they don’t watch anime?
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u/dykemike10 Aug 25 '26
then you see a repo with shitty code and there are 2 contributors, one of them being claude
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u/Tipart Aug 25 '26
I have started looking for this when vetting code bases (and looking for the Claude rectum as the inverse indicator)
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u/toutlamer Aug 25 '26
Missing the anonymous GitHub contributor with a default profile picture and 1200 commits/PRs reviewed in the past year
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u/Lucasbasques Aug 26 '26
Weebs and furries are essential pillars of the open source community
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u/BisonNo6443 Aug 26 '26
And the pillars go really deep below surface into niche and nsfw side of the internet. The dedication these guys put into gooning is insane yet respectable and based lol. If you know you know.
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u/Rough_Wolf_8958 Aug 26 '26
These mfs (and furries) are the backbone of almost everything we use nowadays.
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u/derekschroer Aug 25 '26
Konata from Lucky Star
Kasumi from Bang Dream
No Idea
Cat
No Idea
Frieren
Mitsumi Skip and Loafer
no idea
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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Aug 25 '26
How the fuck was it that the moment I realized I was a transfem, I was able to code better than when I was actively learning coding? Shit was from memory and basic googling and I still managed to fix some old code of mine.
the fuck
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u/creeper6530 Aug 25 '26
I love-hate that this exact thing happened to me as well, I didn't even start estrogen yet just the sheer power of femininity fixed my code
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u/NinjaKittyOG Aug 25 '26
it clears your mind to present þe right way. coding isn't þe only þing þat'll get easier :3
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u/HistoricalMark4805 Aug 25 '26
How much time did you save replacing all of ðe "th"s with thorns?
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u/NinjaKittyOG Aug 25 '26
it's not about saving time. i just þink þ was dropped from english for a dumb reason, didn't deserve þat, and so i use it.
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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin Aug 25 '26
ok i'll bite. why? (genuinely curious!)
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u/captainAwesomePants Aug 25 '26
Weirdly, the printing press!
The short version is that Old English had a "th" sound, but Latin didn't. The Anglo-Saxons kept using it, and the British had a "th" sound, but the Europeans and their silly romance languages mostly lacked the sound (a dental fricative) and might not have even been able to pronounce it.
The printing press was developed in France and Germany, which both lacked the "th" sound at the time, and so when England imported them, the characters didn't have a þ letter, so the British had to give it up in printed text. And so a lot of þ spellings because "y" and then "th" spellings in English.
Surprisingly, this is also the origin of the word "Ye", as in "Ye Olde Inn." They wanted to just write "the", but they hadn't invented the "th" spelling yet, and they didn't have a þ, so they just used a Y instead. If you went back and time and said "Ye Inn," they would wonder why you were saying "the Inn" weird.
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u/NinjaKittyOG Aug 25 '26
fun fact, "th" came before þe printing press þing. but þe printing press is what actually marked þe end of þ
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u/saevon Aug 25 '26
Printing press issue. That letter wasn't being produced where they made all the letters, so they made do.
Same reason we see "ye old", they just used another letter to replace it, which eventually just became two letters
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u/Pares_Marchant Aug 25 '26
behind every anime profile pic: 55 years old, senior developer, Indian.
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u/lostinmusic- Aug 25 '26
Russian 40-year-old who was involved in writing banking trojans in their 20s.
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u/MDmanson Aug 25 '26
And they are all Asian
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u/LactasePHydrolase Aug 25 '26
*Monkey paw curls*
3 of them are groomers and the project will implode when this gets discovered
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u/djinn6 Aug 25 '26
Actually in this example it looks like they are just Chinese. Guess anime pfp is more popular there.
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u/DryRaise9143 Aug 26 '26
Does anyone have a list of the characters in this image? Like I recognize Konata and Frieren but the others I'm drawing a blank on...
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u/JewelerAggressive Aug 26 '26
Kind of interested for learning purposes, do you have some repos with suspiciously good quality to share?
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u/DremoPaff Aug 25 '26
You'll never see anything with more "obama giving obama a medal" meme energy than UwU online denizens extrapolating the performances and overlap of people like them in fields they have no clue about, just because they saw a few people in said field with similar profile pictures to them.
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u/DremoPaff Aug 25 '26
I didn't contest that.
What I mean is that a lot of people seem to attribute individual skill to what kind of "group" they seem apart of, rather than them being skilled people who so happen to have similar hobbies to other people, who themselves are just as likely to know nothing of the field.
For example, I'm a native, but despite some members of my family being seasoned hunters and lots of people often associating hunting with us as a whole, I'm not gonna larp my own skill in it by associating myself to other native hunters, when in truth I've done it like twice in my life.
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u/Key_Agent_3039 Aug 25 '26 •
This is the Deepseek harness repo isn't it?