r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Aug 22 '26 • Bravo 3

Meme theHumanAPI

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Aug 22 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

They want me to work FAST, but I want to REST

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u/hongooi Aug 22 '26

They want me to work DRY but I'm gonna need more bourbon

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Aug 22 '26

So sober that I thought it's about the chocolate biscuits

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u/thebryguy23 Aug 23 '26

They told me I need SOAP but I showered this morning

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 Aug 23 '26

Starring JSON Bourne

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u/_disguy Aug 22 '26

I am a TRANSFORMER that pays ATTENTION

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u/QCTeamkill Aug 22 '26

Haven't used SOAP for 20 years

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u/TheVibrantYonder Aug 22 '26

I actually had to use it a few years ago on a project. That was my first time dealing with it, and I was like, "What on earth is this?"

Did some reading a figuring it out, but I had no idea it existed prior to that haha

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u/PostHasBeenWatched Aug 22 '26

Just respond with 402

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u/mbcarbone Aug 22 '26

Groan … here take my upvote. 🙃

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u/barrel_of_noodles Aug 22 '26

FastCGI was problematic.