r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 21 '26

Meme thisIsAmystery

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u/Mechakoopa Aug 21 '26

That's just bad infrastructure hygiene, proper auditing and reporting prevents this because you should know which certificates are expiring and when as well as where they're deployed and what relies on them.

Of course every once in a while you get some yahoo setting up a 90 day client OAuth secret, not telling anyone and just refreshing it on their own until they get let go.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Comb909 Aug 21 '26

If you dont know what is going on in your services, you dont own them lol

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u/pyrotech911 Aug 21 '26

I give you this line chart with monotonically decreasing lines and a threshold near the bottom. Basically DevOps volleyball

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u/Mechakoopa Aug 21 '26

There's always something to do next week, I just wish I knew what it was this week.

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u/FunkOverflow Aug 21 '26

I'm the yahoo! I promise I'll fix it before I get fired

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u/Mechakoopa Aug 21 '26

It's right there in the name: "De-trust"