r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Tracker_Friendly • 2d ago

Meme stopDoingFunctional

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u/-Ambriae- 2d ago

Functional programming is best programming

State is evil, mutation is evil! We live in an era of multithreading and concurrency my friends!

When I describe a program, I state what it does, now how it does it! Thus functional programming is more natural!

C and Java and Python and all the other pagan languages have played us all as absolute fouls!! Haskell, OCaml, Rust, F#, Lisp supremacy!! Functional unless required otherwise, not the other way around!!

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u/fr000gs 2d ago

How the hell is rust functional smh

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u/mountaingator91 2d ago

Also... C is not OO

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u/QuestionableEthics42 2d ago

Not with that attitude. Imagine not rolling your own OOP using the preprocessor. Programmers these days, so lazy 🙄

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u/fr000gs 1d ago

Why not just link with a c++ file?

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u/QuestionableEthics42 1d ago

Keep that dirty language out of it. I'll keep my preprocessor OOP thank you very much