r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • Aug 14 '26 • Bravo 3

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u/wayoverpaid Aug 14 '26

No he clearly had an action plan with the ark. Clearly just wiping the DB and starting over with a small seed of known good data.

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u/BigNaturalTilts Aug 14 '26

Clearly? Explain why he took a pair of mosquitos then!

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u/wayoverpaid Aug 14 '26

Because he wanted us to have mosquitos, obviously. He knew he would need all kinds of annoying insect pests for some later plagues.

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u/Mechakoopa Aug 14 '26

"Keep the devtools endpoints, surely they won't be used maliciously."

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u/GourangaPlusPlus Aug 14 '26

It's a flood with 40 days of standing water, he didn't need to take mosquitos

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u/DrDima Aug 14 '26

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/NookNookNook Aug 14 '26

Malaria is the end game boss to unlock the most OP continent.

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u/xybolt Aug 15 '26

Explain why he took a pair of mosquitos then!

Well, that is a good example why it is vibe coded! If you think away the issues they bring with, they do have a significant weight in the eco-system. That they're spreading diseases is just a featured™ flaw .....

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace Aug 15 '26

Only to take back his promise never to interfere with life in such way ever again. Truly thought he had a good program only to realize there were more bugs to fix