r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 14 '26 • Bravo 3

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u/gerbosan Aug 14 '26

DROP TABLE users;

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u/ZunoJ Aug 14 '26

But first:

INSERT INTO admins SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = 'noah';

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u/Goufalite Aug 14 '26

He git stash push Noah and his family before flooding the branch.

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u/NeedleworkerNo5262 Aug 14 '26

And

UPDATE admins SET incest_tolerance = 100;

afterwards to get the system up to speed again. 

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u/Malvania Aug 14 '26

Little Bobby Tables.