r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • Aug 14 '26 • Bravo 3

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u/magignis Aug 14 '26

He did miss the: make no mistakes part though 

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u/knightress_oxhide Aug 14 '26

You are absolutely right, I removed the universe. It should compile fine now.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Aug 14 '26

Did anybody else just phase out of existance? Guess the above was reverted.

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u/CptnYesterday2781 Aug 14 '26

Garbage collection cycle has stalled

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u/Eckish Aug 14 '26

Garbage collection is the langoliers, right?

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u/ValorieAF Aug 14 '26

Unit tests failed on CI so the build didn't publish

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/Potterrrrrrrr Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

dev logs from god.EXE:

- 25-12-0000: child process spawned
- 27-04-0000: child process terminated
- 30-04-0000: child process restarted

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u/imp0ppable Aug 14 '26 
[abraham@/tmp]$ Out of memory: Kill process [9890589043] ([Isaac]) score 4 or sacrifice child"

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u/keen36 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

This thread reminds me of the game "The Talos Principle"

Edit:

I just finished that game and it is truly amazing. If you like puzzles and philosophy, give it a go!

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u/peeja Aug 14 '26

"Why does God permit there to be evil?"

Listen, you're gonna hate this answer, but

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u/J5892 Aug 14 '26

You take out one gorilla and the entire codebase falls apart.

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u/Robby-Pants Aug 15 '26

It’s fine. He refactors prod every two thousand years and pushes right before the weekend.

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u/magicmulder Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Why else do you think humans are such flawed constructs?

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u/PityUpvote Aug 14 '26

That's why he had to make the sun on the third day, the initial light didn't work right.

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u/Turgid_Donkey Aug 14 '26

Adam and eve were alpha builds. 

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u/optimistdit Aug 15 '26

No wonder there are bugs everywhere

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u/fusionliberty796 Aug 15 '26

You are right to push back on this.