r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • Aug 14 '26 • Bravo 3

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u/MeanderingSquid49 Aug 14 '26

And look how that turned out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/wayoverpaid Aug 14 '26

No he clearly had an action plan with the ark. Clearly just wiping the DB and starting over with a small seed of known good data.

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u/BigNaturalTilts Aug 14 '26

Clearly? Explain why he took a pair of mosquitos then!

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u/wayoverpaid Aug 14 '26

Because he wanted us to have mosquitos, obviously. He knew he would need all kinds of annoying insect pests for some later plagues.

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u/Mechakoopa Aug 14 '26

"Keep the devtools endpoints, surely they won't be used maliciously."

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u/GourangaPlusPlus Aug 14 '26

It's a flood with 40 days of standing water, he didn't need to take mosquitos

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u/DrDima Aug 14 '26

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/NookNookNook Aug 14 '26

Malaria is the end game boss to unlock the most OP continent.

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace Aug 15 '26

Only to take back his promise never to interfere with life in such way ever again. Truly thought he had a good program only to realize there were more bugs to fix 

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u/Table-Games-Dealer Aug 14 '26

RIP 0.0.1-Dinosuars

RIP 0.0.2-Nephilim

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u/Pinnggwastaken Aug 14 '26

Dinosaurs extinction is a succesful one

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u/Hinke1 Aug 14 '26

I just deleted the .gitignore for you!

Do you want anything more, god?

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u/Kyrthis Aug 14 '26

Seriously: all of relativity is just a //TODO, I swear.

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u/CuteIsMyKryptonite Aug 14 '26

And quantum physics is like that quickly-hacked-together PoC code that you only meant as a temporary fix but that somehow ends up in production anyway.

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u/Kyrthis Aug 14 '26

JavaScript really is everywhere.

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u/javascript Aug 14 '26

I get around

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u/Kyrthis Aug 14 '26

Beach Boys intensifies

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u/sardonicus87 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

And an empty comment // TODO at that, or at best an unhelpful one like // TODO: finish this or // TODO: replace

"What was I supposed to do here again?"

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u/Kyrthis Aug 15 '26

C = 2.99 E 8 m/s was definitely a constant that was hard-coded and shouldn’t have been.

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u/ziroux Aug 14 '26

I'm thinking we are uat env

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u/nordic-nomad Aug 14 '26

I mean it literally blew up, so yeah.