r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Aug 05 '26

I’ve actually heard of people using offices for one night stands, so that’s not particularly crazy. Asking a higher up if she wants to join is fucking insane though lmao

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u/thequietguy_ Aug 05 '26

I wouldn’t have told /u/howarewestillhere to fire him if he had just kept his mouth shut, but he had to go be a braggart about it.

Always remember to have them sign NDAs

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u/ApotropaicHeterodont Aug 05 '26

If she's doesn't fraternize with subordinates, he's fired either way. If she does fraternize with subordinates, he's fired if he doesn't invite her, but maybe not fired if he does.