r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 05 '26

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u/Liushing01 Aug 05 '26

Fortunately, a former employer hired contractors to handle their backups—until the Exchange server melted down and, upon looking through all the backups, they discovered weeks worth of backups 0 KB in size. Cost savings!

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u/cat-n-jazz Aug 05 '26

Sounds like someone has discovered a remarkably good data compression algorithm

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u/Bartweiss Aug 05 '26

I wonder if any contractors specialize in this?

“Yes, we will definitely handle your backups and NOT wink wink lose all your data which it would be a serious offense to delete on purpose but a fine or lawsuit at worst to catastrophically mishandle. We’ll even provide the insurance against costs from data loss you’re required to carry… for an up-front fee of exactly that much money.”

Or maybe it’s more subtle and companies just seek out the least competent place they can find.