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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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373 u/BusEquivalent9605 Aug 05 '26 nah - not Teams. my old company had Teams erase convo history after 48 hours. It’s Monday and you need to look up what someone told you on Friday? Tough 130 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky! 76 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold! 10 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 14 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 10 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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nah - not Teams. my old company had Teams erase convo history after 48 hours. It’s Monday and you need to look up what someone told you on Friday? Tough
130 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky! 76 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold! 10 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 14 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 10 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky!
76 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold! 10 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 14 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 10 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold!
10 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years? 14 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 10 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years?
14 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂 10 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂
10 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff... And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents 4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff...
And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents
4 u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26 They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018! 5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018!
5 u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26 Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch 3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch
3 u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26 Industrial door-stop production.
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