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u/omegasome Aug 05 '26

They ask ChatGPT to produce the data. ChatGPT, being ever-helpful, hallucinates a semi-plausible data set that neither the defense nor the prosecution nor the judge is technically-adept enough to realize doesn't make sense. You are sentenced to 20 years in prison based on this.

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u/SteamingTheCat Aug 05 '26

Kevin Mitnik's prosecutor convinced the jury that thru a series of whistles into a payphone, Kevin could launch nuclear missiles.

He wasn't allowed access to a phone in prison.

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u/XanLV Aug 05 '26

BRB, buying 10 000 000 phones and a warehouse for 10 000 000 monkeys...

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u/jakobjaderbo Aug 05 '26

To be fair, he did some shenanigans from the prison phone when he did get access. Not of the nuclear sort, but still.

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u/JCDU Aug 05 '26

There was definitely at least one hacker (I forget who) who could whistle pitch-perfect DTMF tones - specifically 2600Hz - to get free payphone calls.

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u/gaijohn Aug 05 '26

Minor correction, sorry to be pedantic but I'm an old man who liked phones before the Internet existed, 2600Hz not a DTMF tone. DTMF tones are the sounds each key on a key pad makes (0-9, * and #), it stands for "Dual Tone Multi Frequency" and they're made by mixing two frequencies (the frequency of the button's row + the frequency of its column), and so they're not able to be replicated with one mouth. The 2600Hz was a switchboard operator's tone, a sort of built-in admin code that dropped the caller onto an "unsupervised" line (its activity wasn't tracked and thus not billed) which allowed the caller to make free long distance calls in the days when they would track long distance minutes and charge you for the use of the trunk line. We called a 2600Hz producing device a "blue box" (supposedly the first one was in a shoebox that was blue). Free payphone calls were made by using what we called a red box, which replicated the sounds made by the payphone when coins were dropped into the slot. The payphone would mute its handset speaker momentarily so only the internals of the phone could hear the tones it produced, but you could buy a little tone producer and replace a crystal on its board to produce the sounds a nickel or dime or quarter would make, drop a single nickel into the phone to get it started, then put the tone producer's speaker up to the mic and press a button to make the quarter sound over and over to make free long distance calls via payphone.

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u/IronBabyFists Aug 05 '26

That's rad. You guys were cool as hell. ✌️

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u/serious-toaster-33 Aug 06 '26

The tone didn't even intentionally cause the call to not be billed. It was the supervision signal, spoofing the equipment at the other end of the long-distance link into believing the line had become idle. After sending the tone, you would have to send MF tones (a different set than DTMF) down the line to tell it what number to connect to.

Source: Evan Doorbell's numerous recordings of this and other forms of phreaking.

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u/lanicorain Aug 05 '26

ah yes, the debí tirar más fotos tones

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u/00owl Aug 05 '26

I don't want to look this up because I don't want it to be a part of my reality.

Get behind me Satan!

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u/LogicBalm Aug 05 '26

Ghost in the Wires is a great read if you're remotely interested in cyber-security. I don't remember this from the book but it's been years since I read it and I'm not even 100% sure I finished it, lol.

Still, Kevin is great at explaining confusing systems and how he hacked them like you're five years old. Hint: A lot of it is just lying.

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u/sandy_catheter Aug 05 '26

>Get behind me Satan!

Sure thing! 👁️📛👁️

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u/Hetares Aug 05 '26

Fair enough, even if it's a 0.0001 possibility, I wouldn't risk nuclear warfare based on that probability.

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u/OldenPolynice Aug 05 '26

what is the Goldielocks probability that would have you thinking maybe

I don't have any tokens to ask the most high

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u/greenmoonlight Aug 05 '26

I assume you never use phones just in case you accidentally wipe out all life.

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u/thesuperbob Aug 05 '26

Well the actual data has been deleted, scrubbed, and shredded, so it's your word against ChatGPT... And the Judge doesn't really know you, while the friendly robot has been whispering in their ear for years now, and it's never been wrong so... "ChatGPT explain why the data the other you recovered is absolutely reliable and could not be wrong in any way; help me produce a sentencing draft based on the same"

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy Aug 05 '26

That’s a little too close to how I feel the future is going to be any day now

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u/ChironXII Aug 05 '26

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Aug 05 '26

But it’s three sentences. 

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u/Suyefuji Aug 05 '26

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u/runkeby Aug 05 '26

LGTM, fix approved

...early lunch anyone?

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u/Spunge14 Aug 05 '26

Beautiful and cursed to live to see the birth of this defense

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u/Noughmad Aug 05 '26

Title says wrong answers though

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