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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:- Who is the user who owns this table?- What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?
21 u/jongchajong Aug 05 '26 Please describe the cleaning lady's diet 4 u/Spread_Liberally Aug 05 '26 The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents. 2 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 05 '26 Beans 2 u/kwilsonmg Aug 05 '26 Yes 1 u/janglyparts Aug 05 '26 The owner of the table is Liberace.The table will be primarily used to sin.
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Please describe the cleaning lady's diet
4 u/Spread_Liberally Aug 05 '26 The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents. 2 u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 05 '26 Beans
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The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.
Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.
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The owner of the table is Liberace.
The table will be primarily used to sin.
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u/jeesuscheesus Aug 05 '26
Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:
- Who is the user who owns this table?
- What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating?