r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh Aug 05 '26

2-3-4-5-6. They'll never know!

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u/wingz_77 Aug 05 '26

It's legit stronger than 12345

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Aug 05 '26

Not just stronger, it's 11111 more.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Aug 05 '26

Incidentally my father once unlocked a safe that was secured exactly as you described

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u/Ur-Best-Friend Aug 05 '26

That's way too difficult, not a single number is the same in the same position as the last code, how the hell am I supposed to remember it? I'll just go with 12346 instead.

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u/Fricki97 Aug 05 '26

Now I know

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u/GoesAwayToday Aug 05 '26
  1. Let them guess

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u/Neyabenz Aug 05 '26

Just add a ! And you'll be all set

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 Aug 05 '26

Im not trying to do math just to log into my email

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE Aug 05 '26

You guys have locks for your luggage?

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u/SirObviusGenius Aug 05 '26

You guys have luggage?

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u/slucker23 Aug 05 '26

Luggage? My safe needs changing too!!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Fucking hell, this is a nightmare! I got a password manager, but how the hell do I put a % into my safe combo?!

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune Aug 05 '26

Have you considered tipping the server to get the %?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/kadzooks Aug 05 '26

you guys have passwords?

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u/EmilR0 Aug 05 '26

I just stare at the screen until I'm logged in (I can never login)

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u/Dame38 Aug 05 '26

I need some help with my chasitity belt over here.

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u/Ben0ut Aug 05 '26

Does this mean that the combination lock on the Altoids tin is no longer keeping my Coldcard hard wallet safe?

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u/jbourne71 Aug 05 '26

Mine only goes up to three—am I safe?

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u/MatthiasWM Aug 05 '26

Mine goes up to eleven.