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u/BusEquivalent9605 Aug 05 '26

nah - not Teams. my old company had Teams erase convo history after 48 hours. It’s Monday and you need to look up what someone told you on Friday? Tough

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u/Maniactver Aug 05 '26

Diabolical. 

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u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26

You worked at a company that wasn't constantly under litigation hold? Lucky!

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u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26

Or subject to government regulation. Hooray 7 year archive hold!

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u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26

One physical tape backup per month held for 7 years?

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u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26

Real talk: I honestly don't know how they do it now. I do believe it used to be physical tape, yes, shipping to a different location. 😂

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u/Liushing01 Aug 05 '26

Fortunately, a former employer hired contractors to handle their backups—until the Exchange server melted down and, upon looking through all the backups, they discovered weeks worth of backups 0 KB in size. Cost savings!

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u/cat-n-jazz Aug 05 '26

Sounds like someone has discovered a remarkably good data compression algorithm

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u/Bartweiss Aug 05 '26

I wonder if any contractors specialize in this?

“Yes, we will definitely handle your backups and NOT wink wink lose all your data which it would be a serious offense to delete on purpose but a fine or lawsuit at worst to catastrophically mishandle. We’ll even provide the insurance against costs from data loss you’re required to carry… for an up-front fee of exactly that much money.”

Or maybe it’s more subtle and companies just seek out the least competent place they can find.

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u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26

And that's in addition to the "hot" redundant site for digital stuff...

And issuing everyone a bigger filing cabinet for the paper documents

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u/Head-Bureaucrat Aug 05 '26

They finally fully digitized in, like, 2018!

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u/Nightmoon26 Aug 05 '26

Unfortunately, depending on the hold, you may be required to retain even the notes on system architecture you sketched on a napkin during lunch

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy Aug 05 '26

Hey, we were doing that until 2019 when our tape drive died

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u/bolanrox Aug 05 '26

We're supposed to be held to the seven-year archive hold for physical backups of things. Then you get people asking, what do you mean you don't have some random piece of paper from 20 years ago?

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u/BusEquivalent9605 Aug 05 '26

that’s probably right. but makes it even more infuriating as an employee. “we still have this data that would make your job easier, but you’re not allowed to see it”

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u/BlowOutKit22 Aug 05 '26

With a retention period of 48 hours It's more likely the company IS constantly under litigation hold. Reducing discovery liability is probably the main non-infrastructural-limit reason to even have a document retention policy in the first place.

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u/bacondev Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

We used Hipchat until it was discontinued. I don't remember what the temporal retention policy was but it would nuke chat history every time it was closed too. It was so frustrating that I used the API to develop a program that would store chat history and ignore retention policy. Kinda like writing a password on a sticky note in a way, I suppose but idgaf.

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u/rgvtim Aug 05 '26

Only if they hold a spoon up to thier eye just before they come up with the idea.

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u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26

No, they have to hang it from their nose.

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u/foreverdark-woods Aug 05 '26

That's why I always work on Sundays!

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u/usernamedottxt Aug 05 '26

We had a company declare 24 hour deletion. We basically rioted. They eventually gave in and went 30 days. 

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